Listening to Songs/Chillin in the Office, Dread/ When Is It Lunch Time- (Haiku Time)

"On the list of things that are not ok, that is REALLY not ok!" - Wilt (Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends)


Monica and I were kind of bored last week, so we started e-mailing haikus to each other(5-7-5), although we were sitting across from each other.
First we did haikus with no themes at all. It was just us writing to each other.

Steph:

Whoah Nelly, it's hot
I like it burning it up
Mmmmm coffee is good


Nelly of course refers to Nelly's song "Hot in Here". Yes, my epertise are soooo great that I even have great references in my haiku.

As you can probably tell, I spelled expertise wrong, so this is how she responded.

Monica:

Epertise is great...
But you can't really beat this,
Womanizer uh!

Yes that was a burn on your last comment and a reference to the recent pop hit by Britney Spears.

I, of course, had to respond back, so I did 3 in a row.

Steph:

Where have you been, huh
Under a rock in the sea
New release is Circus


Burnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!


Pop music is great
Especially when they fall
On their big butocks

Yes, I spelled buttocks wrong. lol.


Sorry writing ability is not so great right now

Did you know this bit
Keanu Reeves is mad hot
But looks a bit dull


After this, we decided to make rules. We would pick a noun, verb and adjective and compete against each other to see what we would come up with. These limitations made our haikus a bit more interesting. lol.

First: noun- dog Verb- spell Adjective: Sparkly

Steph:

Your dog face is sparkly
It makes me want to pinch it
At least you can spell

Monica:

Glittery butt dog,
Casts sparkly little poo spells,
That don't smell pretty.

Poo reference! Yeah!

Next- Noun: diarrhea Verb: run Adj: long

Steph:

diahrea blues
As it runs its course through me
Oh how long its been

Monica:

Strange mental hiccups,
I have brain diarrhea!
Long running giggles.

Last one: Noun: sex toy Verb: Vibrate (although I kind of used it wrong) Adj: sweaty

Steph:

Sex Toy Wonderland
The store had good vibrations
His sweaty palm, gross

Monica:

Sex toy shopping spree,
Awkward, sweaty transaction
Free to vibrate, Wee!

Now the important question: Who do you think should be considered the winner?